Thursday, October 15, 2009

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

Chuckle Bros. / by Brian & Ron Boychuck

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Flight Crew

By Author Unknown

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '

An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?' 'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think
with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member,
'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit'

'It's The Box Office.'

Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Silent Heroes

by Ann Baldwin

Silent Heroes Unknown
Who Work Out-Of-Sight
They Save Many Lives
From Motionless Fright

Giving Flight To Our Fears
Filling Us With Might
They Hold No Rewards
Just....Knowing It's Right.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Seeking Solutions

by Ann Baldwin

Go to sleep and dream on it.